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Handwritten Magazine Insert Offers Oral Sex to Any Woman

Adrian Chen · 11/11/10 01:44AM

45-year-old New York bookkeeper John Westwood seeks a woman on whom to perform oral sex, no strings attached. While some turn to Craigslist, Westwood has developed his own approach: leaving explicit cards inside of women's magazines with his phone number.

American Women Suck at Flirting

Brian Moylan · 11/10/10 03:09PM

An Internet dating site did a study about which country's women initiate contact with men—flirt, in other words—most often. The U.S. came in second to last. Where should you go if you want a saucy girl? Spain!

Dating Dealbreakers for the Modern Man

Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/10 12:38PM

Middle-aged writer Lois Romano explores how her own dating "litmus tests" and "dealbreakers" differ from those of her daughters. Fine. What about her sons? She has none. Out of respect for gender equality, we present some dating dealbreakers for men.

Man Admits To Sucking His Dog's Tongue on Baggage

Whitney Jefferson · 09/29/10 04:10PM

Have you been watching Jerry Springer's Baggage? The premise is simple—it's a dating show where people reveal their emotional/dating baggage before going out on a date. Sounds innocent enough—until a man admitted to making out with his dog.

Online Girlfriend: $36 an Hour Plus Tips

Ryan Tate · 09/29/10 02:17PM

She'll talk to you, she'll play games with you, and for a little extra she'll consider doing even more. Welcome to GameCrush, the new website that helps nerds battle loneliness and young women battle the recession.

Online Dating Is Nothing But Losers Like You

Hamilton Nolan · 08/30/10 11:52AM

Breaking: everyone involved in online dating is a craven, superficial liar. And that's the good news. We're all equal! Dating should be a breeze, since we're all young, tall, wealthy, and attractive (online). But the evidence says: love's tough.

America Is Not Getting Any Sleep

Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/10 11:30AM

Couples cannot figure out how to sleep together. Teens are too wired to slumber. And celebrities think they're so special they don't even need to sleep. Does this sleep crisis threaten to destroy America? You could say that, yes.