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American Idol: Victory Over the Dan

Richard Lawson · 05/14/09 12:06PM

Have you ever had an angel burp on you? Ever felt the soothing hand of God as He gives you a purple nurple? If not, then you didn't watch American Idol last night.

American Idol: The Unholy Trinity

Richard Lawson · 05/13/09 01:52PM

Three is a number steeped in magic and myth—the three fates spinning our doom, the three versions of Jesus (dad, son, creepy ghost), the three bears. And now, the three Idol men. Heroes all.

The First Eliminations Are the Deepest

Richard Lawson · 02/19/09 10:39AM

So who's still watching American Idol? Did you like that quick, nasty cutthroat semifinal elimination round yesterday as much as I did? It was so fast and bloody. Let's take a look at the mess.