So you think you can spot a gay in the wild? Oh really! Because according to the New York Post, male sexual ambiguity is rendering mere mortals incapable of such callous judgmental accuracy. What exactly is this world coming to?!

We've just received a spamming of invites for Post fashionista Danica Lo's forthcoming book, How Not to Look Fat. Inspired by her instructive columns on the same topic, the Harper Collins website has a choice blurb: