Today at Gawker.TV, Michael Cera talks about almost dying, Shaq gets dusted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr. while racing, a woman freaks out when a waitress flirts with her boyfriend, The Big C, previewed, and why Louie is better than Seinfeld.

Shaq is back to take on the greatest athletes in the world, whether it be in an athletic competition or not. This week Shaq Diesel decided to test himself on a Nascar track against the legendary Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Would you eat a cheeseburger from a vending machine? What if that cheeseburger was endorsed by NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Fret not: Such a product—the Dale Jr. cheeseburger—will soon be available, from vending machines across the land!