Mr. Condom is a lovable Mario look-alike on the cutting edge of new prophylactic trends (pleasure nubs are in). Savvy enough to know what AIDS means for sales, he stands by his products, enjoying strawberry lube on ice cream sundaes.

The instructor's song goes, "Yogi is my name, a healthy mind and body is my game. I live out in a farm and do yoga in a barn." Keep this man far away from your children.