Jim Huish, of the band Amber Drive, is arguably the most excited man on this mortal coil for the release of Pitch Perfect 2. He performed that stupid "Cups" song routine ("performance"? "parlor trick"?) with guns for no apparent reason other than that he could.

Pope Francis is a different kind of pontiff, a friendly and humble Jesuit who loves to hang out on the corner with his people. But what's that bowl-pipe thing he carries around and frequently takes a hit off? It's a mate cup with a silver straw. And it's how you drink the caffeine-loaded "national infusion" of Francis' homeland, Argentina.

Uh, holy crap. That's all I have to say about this video, which depicts a concession stand worker using a machine to fill up cups of beer from the bottom. That's right—the beer comes in THROUGH THE BOTTOM.