Randy Falco, the machete-swinging chief of AOL who accomplished the biggest layoffs in the company's layoff-happy history, is so super-jazzed to be moving corporate HQ to ad-friendly New York! "By April, he said, AOL should be in its new headquarters on lower Broadway, in Greenwich Village, which he described as 'a hot, cool place for young people to be.'" Seriously, he did!

[H]aving a part-time house can be a full-time commitment, in the same way that owning a sailboat is commonly described as "standing in a shower and ripping up hundred-dollar bills." These second, but never secondary, houses can be exhausting, their owners admit, a litany of bills and guilt and traffic — and meals to cook for guests who arrive with only one wish: to be entertained.