"A branded toiletry," notes David Ehrenstein in the LA Times, would only complement CNN anchor Anderson Cooper's "arm's-length message discipline." So true! We are all really hoping that the idea of sexless yet chest-hair-baring designer Tom Ford making an Anderson Cooper perfume comes to newsy, sweaty fruition. Particularly since Ford's (You're With Me) Tuscan Leather smells like cocaine, according to New York mag. But what would Anderson's man-perfume smell like? Ponies and butterflies? SPF 60 and sardony? Methylenedioxymethamphetamine and regret?