crotch-shots

Is Scott Disick's Dick 'Like an Elephant's Trunk'?

Maureen O'Connor · 09/28/11 02:36PM

Kardashian cast mate Scott Disick is the biggest dick on television. But is his dick big, too? During an interview with xoJane.com, Kourtney referred to her baby daddy's penis as "like an elephant's trunk." Kim and Khloe immediately jumped in with their own lurid descriptions of their sister's partner's phallus. Just normal sister stuff, you know?

'Slate' Editors Dicking Around

Balk · 05/25/07 01:02PM

Two "crotch shot" stories on the front page! And that count doesn't include Jack Shafer, who is very crotchety! Hahahha! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.