A member of a Jewish drug crew that refused to sling dope on the Sabbath was sentenced to five years in prison on Tuesday.

Anthropologists have exhumed 55 bodies at the site of the former Florida School for Boys, the Tampa Bay Times' Ben Montgomery reported yesterday. That's 24 more bodies than the state initially suspected.

Two men wanted for a host of charges attempted to flee authorities in North Florida by paddling away on a river for hours. And they would have gotten away with it, too, if the cops hadn't gotten their hands on one of those cutting-edge, go-fast "motor" boats.

At risk of being somewhat reductionist, here is a bit of advice: Russians love poetry. Fuck with that at your own risk. If, for example, you tell a learned Russian that "the only real literature is prose," don't be surprised when he shivs you in the face.

Habitually wrong ABC News correspondent Brian Ross is famous for fabricating footage about faulty Toyota vehicles. The car accident he caused on Sunday night, however, is very real.

A police officer fired shots inside a Hawaii high school today after a runaway 17-year-old cut one officer with a knife and punched two others. Because there hasn't been enough school violence this month.

A jury broke out into laughter on Monday after prosecutors described how a cow rejected the advances of an alleged sheep fucker.

Police say there is "no indication race was a factor" in the case of a West Virginia man killing two black men who were walking near his house. The shooter told police he thought the victims, who were brothers, were trying to steal from him. In reality, the two men had been looking at a piece of property one had bought.

The latest poll numbers, from NBC and the Wall Street Journal, are in: 55% of Americans say "they favor allowing regulated businesses to sell marijuana." What's the holdup?

The co-owner of United Gun Shop in Rockville, Maryland, says 18-year-old Darion Aguilar—who purchased a 12-gauge shotgun at the store, then used it to kill two people and himself in a nearby shopping mall—"was an ideal customer."

After a grand jury last week declined to indict Officer Randall Kerrick in the shooting death of Jonathan Ferrell, a second grand jury today indicted the officer on the charge of voluntary manslaughter. "It is the first step towards justice," Ferrell's family's attorney told CNN.

A one-star Army general who serves in the Pentagon's inner circle of decision-makers was lightly reprimanded for joking in emails to colleagues that he had masturbated "3 times over the past 2 hours" after meeting with "smoking hot" tea party Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-N.C.).

A West Virginia man faces two counts of murder for killing a pair of men from a distance with a rifle after he wrongly assumed they were on his land. The victims, it turns out, were his new neighbors, checking out their property for the first time.

Dennis "Slick" Lilly put on a prison guard's uniform and walked out of jail in December 1986, and that's the last the cops ever saw him alive. Despite being on the FBI's list of Most Wanted Criminals, Lilly was so slick that he disappeared into the life of a law-abiding small businessman in a woodsy town near Seattle.

Yesterday, we told you about gun-control poster-boy George Zimmerman's latest foray into visual art: a Shepard Fairey-esque rendering of the woman who prosecuted Zimmerman for killing Trayvon Martin. He may have something else in common with Fairey: ripping off the Associated Press to make his masterpieces.

Jesse Ryan Loskarn, 35, the GOP Hill staffer and onetime Lamar Alexander chief of staff who was arrested last month on child pornography charges, has been found dead in Maryland of an apparent suicide.

GOP hero and Obama’s America director Dinesh D’Souza—remember him?—has embarrassed his party once again.

George Zimmerman hasn't had anything to shoot in a while, so he's still playing with this debt-paying arts-and-crafts thing where he trolls everyone with infantile comments on American justice, oh and also, stencils.

The full report from Justin Bieber's arrest this morning:

State legislators in New Hampshire are considering a law that would have judges in all criminal cases instruct juries on their right of "nullification"—that is, the jury's right to ignore the law. Is this really wise?