Yesterday, Sarah Palin released a curious video wherein she accused the lamestream media of "blood libel" against her regarding her possible role in provoking Arizona shooting suspect Jared Loughner. Here's a supercut of every breath Palin took during that speech!

The government doesn't want Emerson Begolly, the 21-year-old former Penn State student who allegedly bit two FBI agents in the parking lot of a Burger King when they tried to question him about apparent pro-jihad messages he posted online, released.

Brett Favre's younger sister Brandi — who's previously been in trouble for shoplifting and participating in a drive-by shooting (!) — was arrested yesterday in a suburban meth lab in Mississippi. Narcotics agents entered while the lab was "still cooking."

Madeline Klima, an 81-year-old who lives in Brooklyn, was returning from her job cleaning offices when a thief picked her up and—in her words—"like, threw me." She's okay! But not feeling particularly forgiving toward the mugger.

Tonight, Jon Stewart continued to reflect on Saturday's deadly Arizona shooting by highlighting a couple of proposed (and reactionary) laws aimed at preventing it from happening again—though one is just "saying 'Fuck you!' to Sarah Palin." Watch inside.

Richard Elwood Sanden was having sex with a lady when he realized she wasn't breathing. He called the cops, who—after reviewing the contents of Sanden's video camera—arrested him for necrophilia. His excuse: He didn't know she was dead.

Probably not. But it's fun to think about! The rapper/headphone entrepreneur told his 3.8 million Twitter acolytes to buy stock in a company called H&H over the weekend, causing a buying surge that earned him $5.2 million.

Check out the hot new trend sweeping posh Manhattan restaurants: Eating your meal, then running away before you pay the check! "Theft of service" was up 20 percent last year, and the people doing it weren't just poor jerks.

Last night, golden-voiced Ted Williams was picked up (and released) by the LAPD after an altercation with his daughter. In an interview with ET tonight, Williams claimed innocence/said it was his daughter who got violent. Shocker: she disagrees! Watch inside.

Do you recognize any of the ladies in this video of a Florida gas station brawl? If so, then the police want to talk to you about the December 30 melee, which they learned about once it hit the web.

A Kansas City woman was arrested last night when police arrived at her home and found her husband shot in the genitals. One of two things must have happened, but both scenarios are pretty atrocious.

An illiterate deaf man who knows no sign language is being prosecuted in Pennsylvania. His linguistic deficit is either his biggest problem—particularly for participating in his defense—or the greatest loophole in his criminal career, depending who you ask.

Cops arrested Shawn Peace—who was identified from this video of him shooting a Queens livery cab driver—this morning in Buffalo. They caught him by tracking his cell phone. Police made the arrest, but technology really caught this guy.

F. Lee Bailey—remember him? O.J. Simpson's defense attorney, yea! Well, big news: he says he has evidence that O.J. was innocent all along. He just didn't bring it out at the trial because it was too long.

Beware the "shirtless and squeezed into tight jeans ... hunky undercover" cop who's prowling Palm Springs's fertile gay breeding grounds, making busts. Locals are incensed about a series of indecent exposure arrests in what they view as their "gay mecca."

The bloodsucking numbers are in: bedbug complaints from NYC residents rose about 7% last year, to nearly 5,000. The forecast for 2011: "Each year it's always a little worse." Well, there are worse problems for cities to have. [WSJ]

Don't go to a huge casino right after being featured on America's Most Wanted for human trafficking. Casinos have lots of cameras.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about Saturday's deadly shooting in Arizona, and immediately noted that he didn't know what to say about it/how to process it. Notwithstanding, his speech that followed was incredibly heartfelt and insightful. Watch inside.

Sometime nude housekeeper Thomas Cordero is on trial for the murder of paralegal John Conley. Cordero claims he killed Conley in self-defense; Conley, he says, attacked "because I have a nice ass." So hard to find good help these days.

[Members of Congress, their staffs and others gather on the steps outside the House of Representatives during this morning's national moment of silence for the Tucson shooting spree victims. Photo via Getty.]