Overheard at the Matthew Barney exhibit: (when a guy at a suddenly partially visible urinal complained that the mens room door was being propped open by the line) "We just spent 45 minutes in someone's ovaries. I'm sure no one cares about seeing you take a piss."

Manhattan artist David Last thought Matthew Barney's Cremaster exhibit was overhyped, and by god, he did something about it! He wrote a song called "Matthew Barney's Anus" and put it on the Internet! Sample lyrics: I don t wanna know about Matthew Barney s anus / But lately that s all anybody talks about / I don t care for Vaseline-drenched masterworks / Masturbation football nation movie shows.
Matthew Barney's Butt [Observer]
David Last's website