It's been nearly a week since Crazy Rhubarb Lady stole both our hearts and our rhubarb with her unintentional impersonation of a scarier, more possessed Linda Blair, and yet no one has attempted to cash in on her virality with a Crazy Rhubarb Lady parody skit — an true oddity in this day and age.

After a rash of rhubarb burglaries in a nondescript Iowa town, local residents set out to uncover the culprit — only to discover that the person behind the leafy larceny is exactly the kind of person you'd expect would steal someone else's hard-grown rhubarb.