Cow Tipping Is Fake, But the Panopticon Is Real
Tom Scocca · 09/05/13 01:55PM
Modern Farmer magazine has an engaging roundup of the reasons why "cow tipping" is not and has never been an actual thing. There's the behavioral argument (cows are wary of strangers), the physics argument (knocking a cow over would require five or six people's worth of force), and the argument by veterinary analogy (when people really do need to tip cows over, it's a lot of work).