Louisiana rap star Kevin Gates recently discovered that the woman he's been sleeping with for 3 months, who some people said looked like she could be his sister, is actually his cousin. Rough news for a couple to get. I guess they'll have to break up and stop having se—wait, what's this?

It's a map and it is surprising! Interestingly enough, godless liberal Midwestern enclave Iowa is the only state where you can get a homo-dog marriage but not a convenient and family-reunion-airfare-cost-efficient cousin marriage.