costumes
Here Are the Official Lady Gaga Costumes That Will Be Ubiquitous This Halloween
Maureen O'Connor · 08/27/10 01:31PMHalloween Starts Early: These Are the Official Jersey Shore Costumes
Adrian Chen · 08/11/10 10:37PMDonald Duck Accused of Molesting Lady at the Epcot Center
Maureen O'Connor · 08/11/10 04:28PMLady in Sumo Suit Bludgeoned Ex with Smirnoff Ice for Flirting with Man Dressed as a Candy Bar
Maureen O'Connor · 06/24/10 02:15PMWhatever These Japanese Soccer Fans Are Dressed As, It's Awesome
Max Read · 06/15/10 02:50AMWar Machine on Stairs Machine
Max Read · 06/14/10 11:07PMYour Exciting Halloween Plans Just Got More Exciting
cityfile · 10/13/09 12:08PMNo need to worry about dressing up for Halloween and running the risk that your dog's costume will clash with your own. You can coordinate! Now when you shed your Upper East Side-living, lawyerly image and put on that same slutty French maid costume you always wear one night a year, you can make sure your dog looks just as slutty. Awesome! Between you, your dog, and your investment banker boyfriend wearing the very popular Bernie Madoff mask, you'll be the hit of the party, no doubt. [Buzzfeed]
Costumes That Don't Work Quite As Well In, Say, Arkansas
Foster Kamer · 10/11/09 05:15PM#1 Girl Costume: Sex Perv
Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/09 11:38AMThe Halloween Costume We Can't Unsee
Alex Carnevale · 11/01/08 11:15AMThrough the course of the day, you and the rest of the world will start surfing through Flickr and Facebook galleries to see what the rest of the country dressed up as last night. But no costume will be so frightening as what our favorite celebrity couple Seal and Heidi Klum put together. I regret that these two exhibited this travesty in front of their children. Get ready to have the same image in your inner eye for the next decade.Heidi's well known for her Halloween costumes, and her constantly sexual relationship with pop singer Seal. In the past she's dressed up as a variety of things, but this year, she really took it up a notch. These are from her Halloween party at 1-OAK in New York:
Sarah Palin Lookalikes Unite
cityfile · 10/31/08 08:50AMIf you're dressing up as Sarah Palin for Halloween and you'd like to compare your totally uninspired Halloween outfit to the 46,273 other New Yorkers who are dressing up as the vice presidential candidate, you're in luck! Sarah Palin lookalikes are gathering in Union Square tonight—supposedly!—for a "Sarah Palin Experiment and Pageant"
The 5 Costumes You Meet At A Halloween Party
Richard Lawson · 10/30/08 01:17PMTomorrow is Halloween! It's a sacred holiday for children, what with the heaping mounds (if you do not feel like a nut) of candy and the fun, scaaarryyy costumes. The costume aspect also makes it something of an important day for adults because, to paraphrase the Dead Kennedys, you get a night of being someone else before you step back into your mold the next day. But really, you're always you and one can tell a lot about a person from their choice of Halloween attire. Really, there are five types of costumes (and only five types of people!), and we'll dissect them—and what they say about their wearer—after the jump.
What Should A Smart-Ass Be For Halloween?
Pareene · 10/21/08 04:20PMSo we all know that this Halloween there will be a million people dressed as Sarah Palin. These people are terrible and should be shunned. But some people will be a little more creative. Like maybe there will be some Levi Johnstons. Or Barney Frank! A "sad banker" or whatever is a bit generic, but why not Neel Kashkari? Take speed and go as Jim Cramer! Go as Nancy Pfotenhauer and declare your party to be outside of Real America. Or go as "the 'old' John McCain" and be really super honorable as you call your wife a cunt and befriend Charles Keating. We invite you to suggest, in the comments, your own news-based Halloween costumes that won't be terribly overplayed. We'll round 'em up and help you figure out how to put them together tomorrow.
A Day Without A Starbucks
Hamilton Nolan · 02/28/08 05:32PMNow that the media at large has had time to reflect upon the important national matter that was Starbucks' closing for three hours for "training," it's time to take a look at the lessons learned. The real purpose of the event: A PR stunt. The media: Played like a violin. Complicit: Us. Did CEO Howard Schultz succeed in finding the company's "soul?" Of course not! It was never there to begin with. And the real benefit for the employees: The chance to get drunk and dress up in costumes. As this final, poignant insider email to us attests:
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James Lipton Takes Us Inside The Pimp's Studio
mark · 10/19/07 07:39PM
· James Lipton: actor, writer, academic, talk show host, raconteur, French pimp. Excuse us: American pimp living in France. Truly, there is nothing this man cannot do. [NBC.com]
· If this is how the reunited Van Halen is going to sound, we may not bankrupt ourselves buying scalped tickets to the Staples Center show after all.
· The Birds star Tippi Hedren decries Hollywood's inability to generate new ideas.
· There are dozens of dogs in this insane Halloween slideshow, yet not a single one is wearing a Lindsay Lohan costume. Amateurs, the lot of them!
· Tripadvisor can help you plan your stay at the number one beet-related agrotourism destination in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Rock Me, Joe Nocera, Joe Nocera
Jesse · 01/26/06 04:16PMWe happen to be mildly terrified of people in German-inspired costumes. (We imagine our tolerance for such things was snipped off, along with some other bits, eight days after we were born.) At the Times business section, however, one hopes this particularly neurosis is in short supply. The Bizday administrator sent this reminder (or, warning) this afternoon: