If you're as American as I assure you I am, don't even look it up, then you can't be limited to just regular old sugar. Regular sugar is white, but "this land is your land" (multicultural). When you get a mighty hunger after driving your pickup truck to the American football games, nothing will hit that "sweet spot" except for some delicious real corn sugar. Whoops, sorry—the government bureaucrats aren't "okay" with that.

The Corn Refiners Association just applied to the Food and Drug Administration to change the name of corn syrup to "corn sugar." They hope people will think that's healthier. Yeah, because when we think of health food, we think "sugar."