For the Lumbergh-suffering masses, BusinessWeek has a helpful little feature on keeping your inevitably god-awful business presentations from inspiring mass suicide. Seeking expert advice, they talk to the woman responsible for your inability to live like a human being in Manhattan, realtor Barbara Corcoran:

On Monday we made mention of mega-realtor Barbara Corcoran — who we hold singlehandedly responsible for everything wrong in the world — and her latest attempt to destroy the world with the Sexiest Suburbs rankings. She'll be announcing her latest targets* for real estate diamond mining on today's episode of the View, but we've finally got the whole list (in no particular order):

You know how you or someone you know moves to the suburbs because, ultimately, they can't afford the absolute financial bullshittery of living in a city where it costs $20 just to leave your 200-sq-ft studio apartment? Pity the metropolitan ex-pat, however, who dares move to a suburb that's actually a bit fun, because real estate's enfant terrible, Barbara Corcoran, is about to rape and pillage those quietly cool enclaves.