Andrew is the one name-checking Whit Stillman movies and championing drug-addled Hollywood agents and becoming enraged when his fancy schamancy dinners are interrupted by people raising awareness of child soldiers in Uganda! (Furthermore, he is the one bankrolling something like three hundred new websites this year. That is totally decadent, to launch useless new blogs.)

Li'l Liddy James O'Keefe has released a statement on his heroic attempted felony. It includes one (1) hilarious slander against Senator Landrieu, whose office he was sneaking into in order to tamper with her phones.