conspicuous-consumption

Got money to burn? New Wall Street Journal mag is for you

Paul Boutin · 09/05/08 01:40PM

Everyone who reads blogs all day knows that newspapers and magazines are doomed, sinking ships, right? Not if you've got money to spend. Saturday's Wall Street Journal will include a new quarterly lifestyle magazine called WSJ. — yes, with a period, just to annoy Owen. What's in it?

The Must-Have Product For The Hamptons '08

Hamilton Nolan · 03/11/08 11:31AM

Are you a summertime golf enthusiast, a woman with hot flashes, or just someone who enjoys comically conspicuous consumption? If so, you need to run out and purchase some Evian Mineral Water Spray straightaway. With every spritz of the five ounce, $10 bottle, you send the message: I have spent $10 on five ounces of water. Oh, wait; it's propelled by nitrogen. Well then. [via Adrants]

Have yourself a swanky corporate Christmas

Paul Boutin · 12/13/07 08:00PM

Looking to add some panache to your stylin' little startup's holiday party? The Gale Bradley Singers will show up in full Dickensian dress to sing four-part carols for an hour ($450) or two ($600). Or you can make like Google and order custom handmade chocolates with your company logo from Charles Chocolates in Emeryville (I recommend the fruit pates, too.) This being Web 2.0, even the box is edible. Next up: I'm making a map of where to get your gifts professionally wrapped in case you're a klutz like me. Bay Area wrapping tips to paul@valleywag.com.