Despite a seven-figure backing from her network, Meredith Vieira's post-prison Paris Hilton interview was never meant to be. In its place, the Today host would have to settle for the manic comic stylings of Robin Williams (expertly compiled into the above montage by Gawker Media videologist, Alex Goldberg). Amidst his delightful monkeyshines, the actor claims that nothing stronger than caffeine is coursing through his veins—a claim we are prepared to swallow more readily than a similar one made recently by John Stamos, who's been wielding giant glass dildos and generally running amok Down Under. It's a vivid reminder that one needn't partake in drugs and alcohol to make a prolific amount of comedy—though they do tend to help immensely in making it seem funny.