If Jesse Eisenberg and Michael Cera are battling for the title of "Most Awkward Young Hollywood Actor," Jesse might have just won. On Conan, he shared stories of his cats, geekery, and social ineptness. We just want to hug him.

As you've likely noticed, America is completely obsessed with Kate and William's upcoming nuptials. Who better to ask for insight than Russell Brand, a subject of the British crown? Somehow, his stories of clattering genitals don't sound exactly truthful.

After opening for Conan O'Brien on his summer comedy tour, Reggie Watts got to close the show last night on Conan. Reggie was as funny as ever, and we give him major props for rocking that sweater.

Do you remember Comedy Central's Night of Too Many Stars? B.J. Novak was answering phones alongside Tom Hanks and George Clooney, and callers weren't necessarily happy to find out they were talking to "The Temp" from The Office. Also: Smurfs!

We were introduced to more of Julie Bowen than we were expecting last night: her legs, the time she hit on Michael Cera when he was 14, her legs, her wacky personality, her legs, and did we mention her legs?

Night three of Conan featured Jon Hamm revealing things we never knew before: He's skeptical of a middle-aged Superman, hopes Don Draper never has to wear 70s clothes, and has been badly injured on the Mad Men set — twice.

Part One: Set Injuries
Jon Hamm talked about his two injuries on set and the time that Elisabeth Moss made him fall to his knees, shrieking like a lady.

Ratings for Conan O'Brien's new TBS show dropped off by one-third from the premiere—to a still-very-respectable 2.8 million.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed Tom Hanks! Fun fact: Hanks popularized O'Brien's nickname, "Coco." Tonight, for that, O'Brien joked, "You ruined my life!" to which Hanks responded, "Finally, he'll blame something on someone other than Jay." The full, hilarious exchange, inside.

Conan O'Brien's TBS debut grabbed 4.2 million viewers last night, handily besting Leno, Letterman, Stewart, and Colbert.

Conan O'Brien debuted his new TBS show last night. The only jokes he made were about getting fired by NBC. It was like a first date with a guy who only talks about what a bitch his ex-girlfriend is. Enough!

While the rest of you have your eyes glued to the premiere of Conan O'Brien's new small screen effort, Conan, we at Gawker.TV were monitoring all of the other late-night shows for O'Brien-related mentions. Inside, video of everything we found.

Conan O'Brien's new show, Conan, premiered tonight—and it opened in style with a brilliantly hilarious Godfather-themed sketch about the time since O'Brien's last show and this one, with cameos from Jon Hamm, Larry King, and more! Watch inside.

Conan O'Brien returned to the small screen tonight with the series premiere of Conan, and wasted no time trying to become apprised of current events in his opening monologue... which included a reference to Brett Favre's penis, naturally. Watch inside.

Team Coco, unite! Yes, tonight—at 11:00 PM ET on TBS—Conan O'Brien returns to the small screen with the premiere episode of Conan. Your open discussion thread, plus some things to look out for as the show airs, inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Hamm makes a special appearance on Childrens Hospital, Daniel Radcliffe lends his voice to The Simpsons and mocks Twilight vampires, and prepare for the debut of Conan by watching his very first time hosting Late Night.

The author of The War For Late Night spoke today about the battle for the Tonight Show. Carter previously penned the tale of Letterman's battle against Leno for the show, and this next installment sounds as fantastic as the first.

Conan's return to television begins tonight, in preparation watch the whole first episode of the original Late Night with Conan O'Brien online. Inside, watch Conan O'Brien's first time hosting late night talk show.

Conan's new show premieres tonight at 11 on TBS. Did you miss any of the hilarious promos for the show? We're here to help. All of the videos, right here. Whet your appetite for Conan by watching the videos, inside!

Last night on Lopez Tonight, a meeting of the comedic minds happened. Lopez feels they'll "take late night into the future," while Andy's hoping "maybe there will actually be talk shows that make people stay awake, not go to sleep."

Conan O'Brien's new talk show, Conan, doesn't premiere for six more days, but—last night—diehard fans were treated to a four-minute, online-online preview episode, dubbed "Show Zero." Full video of the episode, including a mini-interview with Jim Parsons, inside.