Conan O'Brien welcomed Larry King tonight for quite the eclectic chat. The highlight, though, was King's story of how Ryan Seacrest changed his fashion style. In fact, every pair of jeans that King wears is sent to him by Seacrest!

Marc Maron, comedian and host of the popular podcast "WTF with Marc Maron," stopped by Conan last night to discuss cellphone crotch shots, spite babies and what it's like to have Ben Stiller in your crappy garage.

Parks & Recreation's adorable Chris Pratt stopped by Conan last night and regaled us with stories about killing what he eats, his love of taxidermy, and feeding his wife Anna Faris' family squirrel for the first time over the holidays.

On Conan, Natalie Portman reveals the proposed titles for No Strings Attached including the original title Fuck Buddies. She also put herself on the bubble for the "Oscar Winner F-Bomb Hall of Fame".

On last night's Conan, Jennifer Garner talked about finally getting invited onto Martha Stewart's show, only to get embarrassingly inebriated. To be fair, getting drunk with Martha sounds a lot less awful than she makes it out to be.

On Conan, Cameron Diaz came on to talk about her ruckus life growing up on the streets of Long Beach. As she goes on, her story gets more and more offensive. Of all days, Cameron!

On Conan, a bet between Conan and La Bamba over the Jets-Patriots game was settled. Since the Jets won, Conan had to wear a Jets hat. Don't worry, La Bamba still lost. Conan made him get naked anyways.

Last night Conan talked to Ricky Gervais about his Golden Globes hosting gig, if you call jumping around pretending to be a chimney-sweep conversing. Ricky, however, was able edge in the fact the Globes people aren't keen on Nazi humor.

Is it really a surprise that Sunny fans will shout "I will eat your baby, bitch!" to Kaitlin and hubby Rob McElehenny (Mack) when they're walking down the street with their actual baby. Is it horrible or is it fantastic?

So, Denis Leary doesn't actually post his tweets. Conan doesn't either but he has an excuse. Dennis proves how old he is by accidentally saying that he doesn't know how to get his tweets from his typewriter to the internet.

Despite his heavy accent, Oscar-winning Javier Bardem can do a really good impression of Woody Allen. Inside, he laughs at Conan's hair, to which he replied "You have some nerve after No Country For Old Men." Harsh, but true.

Is it weird that Rashida Jones asked her sister to come down to the Parks & Rec set to watch her make out with Rob Lowe? She blames it on a sisterly bond, but really it comes down to bragging.

Community's Donald Glover appeared on Conan for a quick interview in which he spoke about his family's use of twitter and writing for 30 Rock. He details the time he first met Tracy Morgan, which is ridiculous as you'd expect.

On Conan, we got to see a clip from the new Warner Bros. movie, Young Justice. The new movie features Flash, Martian Manhunter, and the league's newest member, Conan. Check out his super-deep voice, fishnets, and piping hot oven mitt.

The sound of this baby laughing to Conan is enough to save his ratings. If that doesn't work, at least we know he'd fit right in on The Wiggles.

The disadvantage of Conan O'Brien's new show, Conan being on cable? Less money. The upside? He can swear and not be bleeped! That's what happened—for the first time—tonight during a pre-guitar battle argument between O'Brien and Jack Black.

Today at Gawker.TV get excited to watch the most excited Price is Right contestant ever, meet a 34 year-old woman addicted to eating toilet paper and listen to Bill O'Reilly complain about Joy Behar's scandalous holiday card.

The classic way to determine one's porn name is childhood pet plus street you grew up on. Apparently, Kristen Schaal has grown tired of this and came up with a great new method. It works out perfectly for Conan.

Last night, Conan's new holiday decorations were revealed. The decorator? None other than Kenny Erwin Jr. He brought a new look to the show including: Godzilla with a candy cane, a Larry King shrine, and a giant Christmas chicken sandwich!

Will Forte returned to Conan as Ted Turner, and this time he's unhappy about TBS desecration and wears a holiday sweater. Just don't tell him "Merry Christmas" because Teddy Jr. (his best friend/stuffed buffalo on wheels) is Jewish, ya hippie!