Every year, millions of people around the country gather around the TV to witness the country's most important ritual: The Super Bowl Commercials.

The Wall Street Journal ran a story Tuesday featuring whiny people whining about how their old therapists let them whine too much.

Don't feel badly for your friend who's been out of work for months. Or the one who got laid off recently. Clearly, they're no match for this investment banker who's taking home a $1 million bonus this year, but has realized he'll have absolutely nothing left after accounting for his mortgage, Hamptons rental, private school tuition, ballet and fencing lessons for the kids, housekeeper, babysitters, gym memberships, and three psychotherapists (one for him, one for his wife, and a couples therapist). "Where am I going to move? Brooklyn?" God forbid! [HuffPo]