And our comment of the week gold star (no, it's not worth $20,000—it's worth our admiration, and is therefore arguably much, much more valuable) goes to commenter thehmsbeagle, for the best list of reasons women don't bother going to the movies we've ever read. (Example: "c) [Maybe if movies didn't] Act like Vera Farmiga's role in THE DEPARTED was "A fucking awesome part for a woman" (WHAT.)") [Defamer]