Do you like Hooters but find it too disarming? Try Shooters, the Rifle, Colorado, bar and grill where every waitress is strapped with a six-gun. "People can come in carrying their gun, and they can pray over their food," the owner says, adding that the joint has "guns and Jesus all over the place."

Back in January, we related the saga of Kristy Althaus, a promising young college student and runner-up in the Trump-owned Miss Colorado Teen USA beauty pageant. She had apparently been stripped of her title for appearing in an online porn video. She now appears to be making porn a career.

For the second time in less than a month, two children were injured after the "bounce house" they were playing in went airborne.

Four 10-year-olds were caught buying and selling their grandparents' pot on a playground in Colorado this week. One young man made $11.

The United States Marines don't half-ass anything. Not even bizarre misguided protests in front of state capitols.

Tuesday morning, the crew at Denver's Fox affiliate KDVR tried to show some photos from today's helicopter crash in Seattle. Instead, they accidentally aired a picture of a flaccid penis. [NSFW, obviously]

The only thing higher than Colorado's stoners right now are the state's tax revenues.

It's "a good thing" Aurora movie-theater mass-killer James Holmes "had a 100-round magazine," says a Republican Colorado state senator. "If he had four, five, six 15-round magazines, there's no telling how much damage he could have done until a good guy with a gun showed up."

Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump's Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week.

When Colorado legalized pot, millions of people in other states fantasized about buying a bunch of weed and bringing it back home. One guy apparently tried just that recently, and though he got caught nothing really happened to him

If stoners are known for one thing, it's their eye for interior design. So perhaps it's no surprise that mile marker 420 on I-70 through Colorado keeps getting stolen. What else would look better on the wall of your living room?

Do you like your weed to have a little class? Do you prefer a nice sit-down restaurant to the Taco Bell drive-through when the munchies hit? Then do we have the place for you.

Colorado became the first state in the nation to allow retail marijuana sales on Wednesday, a day being referred to by some as "Green Wednesday." Sales began this morning at 37 stores.

At a press conference Monday morning, Arapahoe County Sheriff Grayson Robinson revealed new details about the shooting at Arapahoe High School earlier this month, including one that indirectly ties the shooter to the school shooting at Columbine: Just before he shot and killed 17-year-old Claire Davis and committed suicide in his school's library, Karl Pierson went bowling.

Colorado quietly issued 348 licenses to marijuana purveyors yesterday, clearing the way for stores to start selling legal weed. Although those businesses also have to adhere to local government ordinances, at least eight stores in Denver are ready to begin selling when the new laws kick into effect on January 1st.

A teenage girl from Colorado Springs was shot and killed by her stepfather early this morning after being mistaken for a home invader.

In July 2012, a Colorado baker turned away a cake order after he found out that the cake was for a same-sex marriage. On Friday, a judge found that the baker must serve the gay couple or face fines.

With the legalization of the sale of marijuana coming into effect in Colorado on January 1st, everyone in the Centennial State has been getting ready for the bloodshot eyes of the nation to be on them. In that spirit, the Denver Post has hired a marijuana editor, and their introductory interview with him is pretty amazing.

Katherine Svenson seems like a nice lady. She's old, and on the school board of Delta County, Colorado, between Grand Junction and Aspen. But she's concerned, see, about these transgender kids, whatever they are.

There are worthy rants and there are unworthy rants. And then there's whatever Colorado news anchor Kyle Clark was doing during yesterday's 4 PM newscast.