Soda Company Sending Metallica To Play in Icy, Cool Antarctica
Camille Dodero · 10/24/13 05:57PM
Metallica, three music businessmen and one headbanging scab, just announced they will do something no men who shop at Armani and "accidentally" kick children have done before: They will have a sugarless, low-calorie soda beverage send them to perform on the icy, cool, refreshing land of Antarctica.