Tragic Shark Victims Descend on Washington Demanding Mercy For Their Attackers Pareene · 07/15/09 11:57AM Capitol Hill is hosting "what could be the largest gathering of American shark-attack survivors to date," with shark victims demanding Congress act immediately to destroy the vicious serial killers of the sea. Wait, no, they want to save sharks?
What Is Cocaine Being Hidden In Today? Pareene · 06/17/09 11:20AM Sharks, racquetballs, and pretend priests.