A Texas high school softball player has sued her coach and school because, the student claims, her coach told her mother that she's a lesbian. Which is usually not how you want your mom to find out you're gay.

Watch as Bill Curry — head coach of the unheralded Georgia State Panthers — attempts to rile up his team, using the old David vs. Goliath angle. The monotone speech only breeds failure, as the Panthers lost to Alabama, 63-7.