Grizzled old man Duane "Dog" Chapman and his wife, Beth, stopped by The Joy Behar Show tonight to talk about his new book. After espousing their religious values, they cited their hair as a reason they are popular. Ugh.

Lady Gaga's former bassist wants his royalties. Sandra Bullock gets a divorce lawyer. Her husband's tattooed mistress loses a job for being a Nazi. Madonna leaves New York. Kate Gosselin can't dance. Tuesday's gossip is embarrassing itself in public.

Tonight on The Joy Behar Show, Kathy Griffin sat down with Behar to discuss her recent trip to protest the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. During the interview, Griffin described a rather creepy run-in she had with Michele Bachmann.

Johnny Weir(d)'s flare for the dramatic was on full display tonight as he sat down with Joy Behar to discuss some current events. Somehow, the topic of Kate Gosselin came up—Weir did not mince words.

With Simon Cowell's departure from American Idol growing closer every day, many wonder what will happen to the country's favorite talent show. On her show tonight, Joy Behar put it bluntly: when Cowell leaves, Idol is doomed. Video inside.

CNN taps Rick Sanchez's Twitter responses for a "Talk to Rick" screen crawl showcasing viewer opinions. But apparently nobody edits it, because anti-semitic commentary made it on the air during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on Israel policy.

CNN, America's Favorite Source of Dumb Guys Reading Twitter Out Loud, has signed conservative blogger Erick Erickson to their "Best Political Team." This is a wonderful hire, as it provides yet another excuse to avoid CNN entirely.

CNN reported today that MTV has decided to ban the airing of the music video for Lady Gaga and Beyoncé's "Telephone" on its network. The most shocking thing about this is that MTV still believes its decision matters. Video inside.

On her show tonight, Joy Behar and her panel traded pun after pun while discussing former Congressman Eric Massa's current PR debacle. Is there more than meets the eye to these "tickle parties" in which Massa's been involved? Video inside.

Tonight, Elinor Burkett—aka any combination of "Crazy," "Purple," "Kanye" and "Lady"—appeared on Joy Behar's show to set the record straight about her Oscar speech ambush of Music By Prudence co-producer Roger Ross Williams. Inside, Burkett's best moments.

Precious' Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for Best Actress at the Oscars, but lost to Sandra Bullock. Now that awards season has ended, Joy Behar and her panel of "media types" question whether Sidibe will be able to still find work.

In your tribute-laden Tuesday media column: John Roberts in follicle change caper, the Supreme Court hates reporters and death row inmates equally, Rupert Murdoch's birthday, and MSNBC is made of air.

Roger Ross Williams, the Taylor Swift to Elinor Burkett's Kanye West, appeared on Larry King Live tonight to give, uninterrupted, the Oscar acceptance speech he wasn't able to during yesterday's big event. And then he was interrupted. Video inside.

Nerds with a social conscious—how refreshing. In this clip, a benevolent American gamer saw a plea from a blind Canadian gamer that he wanted to beat Zelda: The Ocarina of Time (aka best game of all time).

On Saturday, we brought you the news of Rick Sanchez's stupid, sanctimonious and downright infuriating coverage on CNN of the Chilean earthquake and near-worldwide tsunami warning. Tonight, Jon Stewart brilliantly took Sanchez to task, and it was EPIC. Video inside.

Bloggers are now noting CNN's Rick Sanchez, while covering the Chilean earthquake and oncoming tsunami in Hawaii, acted in a manner befitting "an ejaculation that should have been swallowed." If you have video of this, shout. Update! We've got video.

CNN is reporting that an old hot dog was unearthed, encased in ice, underneath historic Brooklyn hot doggery Feltman's. Also reported: this dog is 140 years old. We're not science bloggers here—but that shit is impossible. We investigate!

Our favorite lieutenant in CNN's citizen iReport army, gay porn star Collin O'Neal, sent the network a bunch of pictures from his working vacation in Australia. Which one did the editors put on their homepage today? Not this topless one!

In the Things We Want To Unlearn department, we have now heard what the Daily News couldn't print in today's Rush & Molloy item about CNN anchor Jeffrey Toobin's sexual advances towards a "well-known media figure."

File in the "epic gossip items department." Because, you know what, Boris and Natasha-esque New York Daily News gossips Rush & Molloy? I really don't care much for a gossip item about CNN talking head Jeffrey Toobin, but...