Retired Army General Wesley Clark, “dressed in a sharp white button-down and khaki pants,” went clubbing on Tuesday in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District — without his new shopping startup girlfriend Shauna Mei. The youthful 68-year-old was last spotted at Burning Man.

A judge ruled this week that making a 66-year-old man buy really expensive alcohol to get inside a night club is a totally legal thing to do.

Guess who's going clubbing in London tonight? Aly Raisman and "the guy gymnasts"! At least, according to what appears to have been a direct message she mistakenly tweeted to her followers: "Okay I have no idea were going with the guy gymnasts to some club I'll find out for you were so nervous. Omg"

Popular actor Gerard Butler was not in the mood for surly comments about his filmography while out clubbing in New York City. The Nim's Island star heard a mixture of cheers and jeers as he hopped from hot spot to hot spot. Briefly waiting to get into a club, Butler said, "It's either 'Tonight we dine in hell!,' or what was with P.S. I Love You. Don't get me wrong, it's good to have fans, but sometimes you don't want to be reminded of the past when you just want to go out and hear some Katy Perry and have fun!"

We told you before how to make your pecs look ripped before getting all up in the club: rub yourself down with Preparation H! (It's the gayest thing we've seen straight men doing in a long time.) Today, a dermatologist and Rob the Bouncer discuss with Mike & Juliet this disturbing trend—and the potential side effects of the hemorrhoid cream's off-label use.