Despite Fred Goldman's best efforts, there really is no stopping internet leaks of If I Did It, O.J. Simpson's first-person meditation on life, love, and how one might have gone about slashing two people to death in a jealous rage, if one were inclined to do so. But who really has the time or patience to download a copy and slog through its sociopathic, pedestrian prose when the WOW guys have arranged for Sparkle, honors graduate of the John Wayne Gacy Jr. Clown Academy, to read the book's first chapter for you. [Warning: If you suffer from even the mildest clown and/or freed-murderer phobias, don't worry in the least! Sparkle is a delight!] Click on the image above for the fun to start.