Just a day after being sued for flubbing his T-shirt line, Jersey Shore snake oil salesman The Situation has inked a deal to promote a line of tuxedos and formal wear related products. Yeah, cause nothing says "black tie" like someone known for wearing wifebeaters and having orange skin.

The ab-sessed Jersey Shore shit-stirrer The Situation is being sued by the company that produced his clothing line, claiming Sitch breached his contract by not promoting the line. Is this really bad news for anyone?

Steroidal workhorse Sylvester Stallone is launching a men's fashion line, also called Stallone, next year. Is it 1989 again?

Screw JWOWW's slutty dresses: There's some wonderful new, unauthorized Jersey Shore-inspired attire now available. It's The Situation shirt that has a clear window for your, you know, situation. Abs not included. Don't worry, it comes in a tank-top too. [via]

This is The Situation's friend "The Unit" modeling the first release from his new clothing line, DILLIGAF. The design is classic Jersey Shore, clearly but just wait until you hear what the name of his line stands for.

Today Jersey Shore pugilist JWOWW debuted her predictably skanky Filthy Couture clothing line at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Every word of that sentence gave you a disease. Help us decide which of the outfits is the absolute worst.

Some marketing minion got paid a lot of money to write a blog entry in the voice of Lourdes "Lola" Leon, Madonna's eldest daughter and her collaborator on fashion line Material Girl. So, what is Lola "for realzzzz" excited about?