• Daryl Hannah Out of Tree and Walking! [YouTube]

Are you unfortunate enough that you've never seen tech blogger Om Malik in person? This is the man who dodges questions and drops pearls of wisdom before us blogging swine — the man who just took VC funding for GigaOM.com. Blogger Rodrigo A. Sepúlveda Schulz caught the great master on video.

PC Magazine columnist and veteran tech pundit John C Dvorak explains his Mac-fan baiting method in this video by Dave Winer. The best part isn't Dvorak admitting that he writes like a weasel (duh), nor that he's saying all this in the San Fran Apple store. It's cameraman Dave Winer asking "what the point" is.

Remember how Andy Samberg from TheLonelyIsland.com was funny in SNL's "Lazy Sunday" and then just kinda showed up in that Natalie Portman vid? Here he is, playing Ron Google ("the inventor of Google") at last night's MTV awards, googling Jessica Alba. Turn up the speakers at work and hit play.

In all the "Oh look he sucked as a CEO after making fun of sucky CEOs" hoopla, some people might have gotten the impression that Fucked Company founder Philip "Pud" Kaplan isn't a kick-ass dude. He is. He's everything you wanted to be and so much more. And he's fuckin' metal.

An AdBrite employee who "quit after a few weeks due to so many issues, I can not even write them all" points us to this classic video of Philip Kaplan (yes, yes, the one from AdBrite and Fucked Company) breakdancing. Pretty fly for a white guy.

In Internet time, men become gods even before death. In this vid, a lucky Kent State student gets to interview the Gandalf (okay, purist, the All Father) of the Internet, Vint Cerf.

Thanks, reader Laura Ma, for translating the crazy Baidu ad posted earlier today:

Turn up the volume and brace yourselves.