UFC fighter Forrest Griffin stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss his new apocalypse survival guide. When guest host Clayton Morris asked Griffin for some self-defense tips, he almost took an involuntary nap.

Oh, Fox & Friends. Land of geniuses. The regular crew were all off on their oil prospecting vacations today, so we were stuck with the brilliant fill-ins. Watch as one of them, Clayton Morris, gets his own name wrong. Twice!

Math is hard and taxes are Satan's invoices, which is why Fox News' Clayton Morris calls it an "honest mistake" to claim $10 in income when you made $1,000,000: Who can figure those "stinkin' tax forms" out anyway?