Who: The son of former Governor Mario Cuomo, Andrew was elected New York's attorney general in 2006. In May 2010, he officially announced plans to run for governor this fall.

Daily Profile: Graydon Carter

Who: Carter is the bon vivant editor-in-chief of Vanity Fair and pal of countless celebs and moguls. He also serves up mediocre food to the same crowd as the co-owner of the Waverly Inn and Monkey Bar.

Ponzi schemers to the stars Kenneth Starr and Andrew Madoff (son of Bernie) both live at 433 E. 74th Street, or "Ponzi Palace." No wonder their one-punch doorman is such a thug. He's even in Ponzi Palace's Google Street View.

Steven Rattner went from New York Times reporter to well-connected financier and Democratic fundraiser to (temporary) auto czar. Now, he may be on the verge of being banned from the securities industry. It's enough to make you exclaim, "Ha."

Hedge funder Phil Falcone and his wife Lisa Maria have a grand vision for the $49 million townhouse they bought from Bob Guccione. A peek at their plans show the redesigned home will be as eccentrically awesome as the original.

Ken Starr—a famous investment adviser with a long list of celebrity clients, not the Clinton prosecutor—was arrested this morning and charged with running a Ponzi scheme. Also arrested: former NYC Council president Andrew Stein. Big scandal's afoot! [Updated]

Tina Fey and her husband, music composer Jeff Richmond, bought a new apartment on the Upper West Side last spring. So it was only a matter of time before the couple put their old place on the market.

The Olsen twins have finally unloaded the $8.45 million Manhattan penthouse they never lived in.

For a rambling mess, Uma Thurman sure has a nice townhouse. And now you can own it for $14.2 million! Which is about $14.2 million more than her last movie made. [Real Estalker, Curbed]

Deal alert: Rush Limbaugh has cut the price of his gaudy Fifth Ave. penthouse by $1 million. Now you can enjoy Rush Limbaugh's interior design sense for a mere $12.95 million. Buy it and make NYC a better place! [Curbed]

"I'm not here to make excuses," lies GE CEO Jeff Immelt in this video of a recent interview. Then he goes on to explain why your concerns about him earning $10 million last year are super stupid. Best excuses below!

Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov now owns the New Jersey Nets. Their record this season: 12-70.

[According to a study by IBM, New York office drones spent a combined 22.5 years waiting for or riding elevators at work last year. That's more than any other city. Image via IBM.]

Goldman Sachs reports that they didn't lose money on a single trading day in the first quarter! And on more than half of the days, they netted more than $100 million! Goldman Sachs can't be beat! [BusinessWeek]

Lisa Maria Falcone is the totally wacky wife of hedge fund billionaire Philip Falcone. She was sued for grabbing her gay servant's penis and housing him with her pet pig. She still really loves her pig.

No wonder Sean Avery is Anna Wintour's favorite Ranger. He put his two-bedroom Chelsea condo up for sale for $1.7 million. It's clean, modern, and masculine without being barbaric, although we could do without the dorm room peace-sign pillows.

Mary Kate and Ashley never moved into their six-bedroom, four-and-a-half-bath penthouse at 1 Morton Square and they've been trying to sell it since 2005. Current asking price: $8.45 million. That should sell in a New York Minute. [Images via Curbed]

Natavia Lowery, the 28-year-old woman convicted of killing her boss, former Ramones manager and celebrity real estate agent Linda Stein, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison. Stein was bludgeoned to death in 2007. Lowery, Stein's assistant, later confessed.

The week didn't end well for Goldman Sachs. Following news a criminal probe of the firm is now underway, shares of its stock plunged nearly 10% today, "which translates to a one-day loss in company value of $8.1 billion." [WaPo]