Today is Pi Day, for obvious reasons. Pi is a Greek letter representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, a mathematical constant. If a circle's diameter is one, its circumference is approximately 3. Happy Pi day.

Forgotten princess Britney Spears was going to court today for something. But now she isn't, because TMZ reported she'd be there. The snake eats its own tail as TMZ then reports on what its report did. Terribly meta. Also: this.