Here is a video of an Australian goanna lizard that has climbed up a telephone pole to eat a rabbit. It is eating the rabbit whole and there is nothing the rabbit can do but quietly accept its fate. Hoppy Easter, everybody!

Naaaants een-vwen-yaaaaaaa ma-ba-gee-chi-ba-va (See-tee-hoummmm gwen-ya-maaaaa). And the old lion Giorgio Armani rose anew from the sea Thursday, January 1, 2015, surrounded by youthful companions.

Today, Frosty the polar bear died at the Denver zoo. He was 25. At DC's National Zoo, a red panda (which is more like a raccoon) was born. As Elton John once said: The Cirrrrrclleeeeeee. The Cirrrrcccleeee of Lifffffeeeeeeee.

Eliot Spitzer really wants to explain the whole financial crisis, and he is pretty sure he's obligated to advise us plebes on what to do, but everyone just wants him to talk about hookers.