Two things that give people fits: the holidays and the Zombie Apocalypse. And if the two should come at the same time it would be doubly troublesome. Thankfully, there's one video that provides solutions should just such a thing occur.

As stated in his brief local news interview, this little boy has been waiting for Christmas for too long. He's a sweet kid, but none too bright when it comes to running into strollers.

Between the travel, bad weather, and family functions, Christmas can be perilous. But nothing is more fraught than the act of gift giving. We know you people have gotten some awful gifts, and we want to hear about it.

As we all know, David Letterman can be a grouch, but things went perhaps too far on last night's show. Letterman got on a go kart and drove directly into the majestic tree that adorned his set, taking it down.

Lots and lots of stuff of note happened in 2010 and the 12 most important things were immortalized by Jimmy Fallon last night. It was all set to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas." The last verse inside.

Apparently, a sleigh driven by reindeer doesn't quite cut it in 2010, so this Santa's made an upgrade. To a freaking helicopter. Watch him rappel down from it, with help from an elf, and distribute presents to some amazed children.

Here's a rap song about having hardcore sexual relations with Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus featuring Gawker.TV's favorite Kirk Larsen.

Jason Hope is a Scottsdale, Arizona entrepreneur. He recently made headlines for throwing a $500,000 Christmas party featuring Ludacris ($100,000 performance fee) and Snooki ($17,500 appearance fee). Why would he do that? We asked his publicist.

Today the ladies of The View discussed Bill O'Reilly's Outrage at Joy Behar's holiday card that features an obvious photoshop job of Joy and O'Reilly in passionate embrace. But it's not their embrace that bothers O'Reilly.

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jack Black stopped by and he and Jimmy performed "Little Drummer Boy." But this isn't your father's "Little Drummer Boy," this version contains lots of paint splashing on drums and requires goggles.

The Christmas season means lots of nice things like family and presents, but it also means shopping amidst tremendous crowds and waiting in long lines. But why does your line always move the slowest? Bill Hammack, the Engineer Guy explains.

While you were gleefully ripping apart the boxes of your Christmas presents as a kid, those presents were suffering. They were having their bodies torn apart while you laughed. Well, now it's time for the presents to get some payback.

Since the notoriously bad Star Wars Holiday Special is so hard to find, the site Gamervision decided to make one of their own, using original scenes from the film with new dialogue. It's the best holiday movie in the galaxy.

What's better this time of year than checking the mail, and opening up a nice holiday card from a friend? Well the folks over at DBG.TV did one better, and put together this awesome holiday video card for everyone. Enjoy.

In this video, a tiny asshole who's just gotten a Wii and a bunch of other toys for Christmas freaks out when his parents dare to give him a book, a book, as well. This is why we're dumb, folks.

Last night, Conan's new holiday decorations were revealed. The decorator? None other than Kenny Erwin Jr. He brought a new look to the show including: Godzilla with a candy cane, a Larry King shrine, and a giant Christmas chicken sandwich!

[A harried mail worker tries to keep up with the packages today at the James A. Farley Post Office in Manhattan. Today is traditionally the busiest mail day of the year. Image via Getty]

Oh, parents. Always trying to make us read. This kid justifiably throws a tantrum upon discovering that he got books for Christmas, declaring, "what the heck is that?! That's not toys!"

Discovered on the Metro North New York-Connecticut commuter line: The Christmas wish list of one brand-conscious lass, along with her presumed boyfriend's handwritten notes of confusion and horror. Updated with a new theory.

The bible-thumpers of Repent Amarillo—the Texas group last seen failing to burn a Koran—have a new publicity stunt: shooting Santa's head off at a firing range. Don't you hate it when your enemies do something cool?