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Santa Gives Up on America, and Vice Versa

Hamilton Nolan · 11/19/09 03:16PM

The Way We Live Now: Ho-ho-ho-ping for a holiday miracle. Cause Santa is totally unreachable and all our Christmas money's going towards tuition and the luxury gourmet superdeluxe business we invested in is "in the red," like Rudolph. Fuck him.