You might remember MySpace self-branding slattern Christine Dolce's (a.k.a. ForBiddeN's) quest to get back on the cover of this month's Playboy. Didn't happen, and apparently all is now ForGiveN — at least between her and the porn mag. Seems Dolce has angered one of her stable of tech-nerds. Specifically, one Ashley Michaud, "Web Designer for the Stars," who claims the habitually orange-skinned breast implant display system didn't add him as a "Top 8 friend" after Michaud rendered his Flash programming services. Apparently the chief objection from Dolce's manager was that Michaud's MySpace photo is "super geeky" and "makes Christine look bad." After Michaud's company responded in the negatory to the photo change demand, "Forbidden's Manager then replied with inappropriate language offending the business owners." So what's the retaliation? No lawsuit, sadly — isn't the world ready for MySpace friend litigation by now? No, they're just disabling the Flash banners, which is the rough equivalent of the school brainiac refusing to finish the cheerleader's algebra homework when she won't make with the handjob. Not going to get you friended nor laid.

Don't let them get you to you, indeed. Blonde, bronzed, and impressively embosomed MySpace sex kitten branding phenom Christine Dolce, a.k.a. ForBiddeN, was most recently famous for hookin' up with Axe lech-stank to host some kind of online game via her page. (An Axe spokesbot intoned, "when you deliver 18- to 24-year-old guys content they want to engage with, they don't mind if it comes from a brand.") And why not — girlfriend has over 900,000 MySpace friends, each of whom is special in their own sweaty way. Due to her vast appeal to those with surplus sex drive/income, Dolce signed on for a Playboy pictorial, and her editor totally assured her she'd get the cover. Unfortunately, the editor was fired, and the furies of disappointment were loosed: