Last night on Mutual of Omaha Presents The Little Engines That Can't there were a couple of parties and at both women made asses of themselves, but only one of them had a real ass. Not a donkey, Sonja Morgan's.

Bravo announced a new slate of reality shows today, and they all sound... Just like everything else on the network. Which isn't a bad thing! Not necessarily. For example, Project Runway's Chris March is getting his own show!

If Project Runway is fashion's World Series, then Lifetime's new special, that pits eight of the show's alums against each other for a $100,000 prize, is the sewing All-Star Game. The winner shouldn't be too hard to guess.

An interesting (if a bit tame) interview with Project Runway's lovable costume designer, Chris March. He discusses his affectionate relationship with fellow contestant Rami and amorous fans who want to lick him "from head to toe." [AfterElton]