[A man shows off his kung-fu skills at the Ditan temple during a Chinese New Year celebration. Image via AP]

Across China, fun-loving cosmopolitans are celebrating the upcoming Year of the Rabbit by buying rabbits as pets, which are rapidly multiplying and causing ample hijinks for overwhelmed apartment-dwellers. Might China have equaled America in the sheer cluelessness of its citizenry?

Ambassador to China Jon Huntsman officially tendered his resignation. Is he running for president? Or just totally bored of China?

How would raging Tea Party Republican primary voters react to a presidential candidate who works for Barack Obama, the worst human in history? "Coldly," one might think. But Obama's ambassador to China, Republican Jon Huntsman, is going to try anyway.

Paleontologists are very excited about the discovery of Linhenykus monodactylus, an eight-inch-tall, single-fingered relative of Tyrannosaurus rex, in China. What they don't seem to realize is that Linhenykus monodactylus looks really dumb and silly. Get some more fingers, loser!

[A man walks across a frozen river in Benxi in the Liaoning province of China. Image via AP]

See, Rush Limbaugh? It's not that hard to learn Chinese. Nine-year-old Sasha Obama was practicing her Chinese with Chinese President Hu Jintao at Wednesday night's state dinner, apparently. All it takes is one of the best private school educations available.

Yesterday, talk radio king Rush Limbaugh made headlines for his racist impersonation of Chinese President Hu Jintao. Tonight, Stephen Colbert humorously recapped the debacle, before begging Limbaugh not to steal the only racist impression that he's good at. Watch inside.

Chinese President Hu Jintao is visiting America this week to figure out the best places to install giant hydroelectric dams once China conquers us. And tonight is the much-hyped State Dinner. Wanna know who's sitting with the president?

[One of the lavish place settings for tonight's state dinner at the White House in honor of Chinese President Hu Jintao. A pic of the State Dining Room getting prepped for the meal of meat, potatoes and pie below.]

Conservative radio king Rush Limbaugh sure thinks Chinese people talk funny. Want to hear the impression of Chinese President Hu Jintao he unveiled today? It's 20 straight seconds of cartoonish "CHING CHANG CHONG" sounds. Seriously. The audio is below.

Someone pulled a "Bill Daley" and fainted at today's White House ceremony with Chinese President Hu Jintao! It was Deborah Mullen, wife of Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen. She's fine, but will Sino-American relations ever recover? [Photo via AP]

[The red carpet is pulled into place to greet Chinese President Hu Jintao, who arrived at Andrews Air Force Base today and will meet with President Obama at the White House tomorrow. Image via Getty]

After 18 years of memorizing math equations while chained to a stake, Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld has escaped the basement cage where "superior Chinese mother" Amy Chua keeps her. Unfortunately, she has Stockholm syndrome. Either that, or her mom isn't that bad.

Last month, 43-year-old farmer Shi Jianfeng was sentenced to life in prison for the most heinous of crimes: not paying highway tolls. So Shi's younger brother tried to take the fall for him, saying he had bribed the proper authorities.

Amy Chua, author of the Wall Street Journal's much-maligned "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior," did a Q&A about her heinous child-rearing techniques. She swears she isn't that monstrous. Watch the "tiger mother" do her best impression of a harmless kitten.

Click to viewSecretary of Defense Robert Gates is in China this week to cool military tensions, and to tell Chinese officials that the U.S. military is still king. And today, China tested its new stealth fighter jet. It's just a coincidence, though!

This weekend, I came across "Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior" by Amy Chua. Since I have a Chinese mother, I assembled my face into a self-righteous smirk and began to read. But—woe is me!—my Chinese mother's a fraud.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates kicked off his weeklong Asia trip by hanging out with Chinese military leaders.

Eight people were arrested in Hong Kong over the guy who disguised himself as an old man to get into Canada.