The Greek Roma couple found last week with a little girl named “Maria” were formally charged with her abduction Monday. Christos Salis and Eleftheria Dimopoulou have been placed in pre-trial detention while a worldwide search for the young girl’s family continues.

Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire Bill Clinton pal who just left jail after completing a sentence for soliciting sex with a minor, may be headed back soon: The Daily Beast reports that the Justice Department is investigating him for child trafficking.

What is it about this girl that she could be solving multi-variable equations with Nobel winners it'd still feel like a teenage slumber party? Watch LiLo's light bulbs go off: "The traffickers are in the wrong. ...I mean, come on!"