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Here Is the List of Songs Beyoncé Plans to Not Lip-Synch at the Super Bowl
Caity Weaver · 01/24/13 06:49PMBotox Mom Begs for Forgiveness
Maureen O'Connor · 05/18/11 11:27AMBotox Mom Kerry Campbell (who might not be "Kerry Campbell" at all, but a multi-named mystery chupacabra of indeterminate origin) has returned to The Sun, the publication where her insanity spree began, to apologize for shooting botulism into her 8-year-old daughter's face, then bragging about it on TV.
Judge Tells Child Molester He's 'Gayer Than a Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap'
Seth Abramovitch · 05/10/11 12:15AMWisconsin Judge Philip Kirk sentenced a 71-year-old, former school bus driver named Delton Gorges to seven years in prison today. Gorges' crime? Sexually assaulting four boys over the course of 40 years. Gorges, who was once married and has a child, swears he's straight, prompting the judge to make the following observation:
This Little Girl Is Not a Fan of Grapefruit Juice
Matt Cherette · 01/12/11 02:53PMThis video is cute—well, it's cute in a "Did that little girl just get possessed by Satan?" way. Anyway! This is Penny. Because Penny's parents are horrible, they decided to feed her grapefruit juice and film the results.
This Toddler Is Addicted to Angry Birds
Matt Cherette · 12/10/10 03:00PMAdorable Kid Really Wants His Nose Back
Matt Cherette · 12/08/10 04:48PMFor your Wednesday edition of, "BAWWWWW!" we've got not an animal video, but one featuring a real live human—two, in fact: a father who "steals" his son's nose, and the little boy, who adorably—and repeatedly—asks for it back.
Watch a Girl Age 10 Years in 90 Seconds
Matt Cherette · 12/02/10 04:09PMMeet 12-year-old Natalie. If you don't want to meet Natalie at 12, how about at 10? Or four? Or 18 months? Or birth? Because you can, by watching this time-lapse featuring one photo of her a day for 10 years.
'Child' Magazine Go Bye-Bye
abalk2 · 03/27/07 12:01PMAnother fallen soldier: we hear Meredith has aborted baby book Child magazine. Damn you, Cookie, you won't be happy until you have the entire market to yourself, will you? Learn to share! From the inside: "They're keeping 6 people on staff to put out final issue. Everyone else has been asked to leave by tomorrow. Nice guys at Meredith."