"Oh god Cher, what are you doing this time?" "Oh, just lip-synching in a shredded-newspaper-meets-Chaka Khan wig."

Cher performed on live television for the first time in over 10 years on Tuesday night's live finale of The Voice. She moaned over a backing track on her comeback single...blah blah blah...the real story was her wig. Sorry, wigs.