No, You Can't Just Forge a Huge Check and Be Rich Forever
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/11 09:16AMThe thing that some people don't understand about crime is that you have to put some thought into it. You can't just run around willy-nilly doing stupid idiot crimes and expect to get rich and famous and live a life of leisure outside the walls of a prison. You have to plan shit. You can't just, you know, steal $285,000 and hope that nobody notices.