What has your life been missing, up until this point? A man who appreciates you for you, yes, that's one thing; but also, this video, uncovered by Politico's Maggie Haberman: Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry, the goy-est of the goy, dancing with a bunch of Texas Rabbis at a hanukkah celebration last year.

[The National Menorah is lit in Washington D.C. tonight. Happy first night of Chanukah! Image via Getty.]

Happy Chanukah, everyone! We present to you the Girl Talk of the a capella Jewish community. Please enjoy I Light It, a Chanukah-themed remix based on the music of Justin Bieber, Kanye West and Enrique Iglesias. Mazel Tov!