This list ranks in descending order, from worst to best, United States-based casual dining restaurant chains. In order to qualify for this list, the restaurant must offer full sit-down service (i.e. a waiter and/or waitress who takes your order, which is then brought to your table without you ever having to get up off your chain-restaurant-going ass).

Dishes are approved by the Dear Leader but guaranteed not to make you Il. By expanding into Dubai and Amsterdam, the North Korean government's eateries are providing an alternative to arms sales in raising foreign capital. Food not bombs, indeed!