Adam Levine does not hate fragrances. Adam Levine does not hate celebrities. Adam Levine does not want you to be alarmed by a scent. Adam Levine has inadvertently created the best video of the day with the promotion of his new "unique" aroma.

Taking a cue from Justin Bieber, the singing fey children from the band One Direction have launched a perfume named after a misleading assumption that you have spent time with them. It's called Our Moment, and like Bieber's Girlfriend perfume, it's a reference to one of their songs, "Moments," from their first album.

Lady Gaga isn't launching a perfume, according to Coty, the company supposedly making her fragrance. Well, if she does decide to debut a scent, our readers have spoken: It should smell like penis sweat. At least the market research's done!

Lady Gaga is continuing to cash in on her stratospheric rise to pop superstardom: According to "insiders," she's launching her own perfume and it "will have an extremely 'un­usual' fragrance." What do you think ol Gags' scent should smell like?